Late depth chart adjustment

Breaking news. Mark Curnutte is out of commission tonight. Wish him well as he recovers from an ailing back (I know from experience that few injuries are more painful).

One man's tragedy, however, is another man's triumph. I've been called upon to replace Curnutte (albeit just for tonight) on the blog and in the newspaper. I've watched enough football and read a lot of Curnutte's Bengals stories. It can't be that difficult, can it?